{1} Have a baby by me, baby- be a millionaire! {compliments of 50 Cent}
{2} You make me wanna say 'oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh my gosh!!!!' {compliments of Usher}
{3} Is your dad a terrorist?~ because you're the bomb!
{4} I've heard that my shoulder makes a pretty good pillow.
{5} I forgot my phone number. Can I have yours?
{6} Is your daddy a pirate? 'Cuz you could have fooled me with booty like that!
{7} Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
{8} If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
{9} Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
{10} Call me Fred Flintstone; I can make your bed rock!
{11} You look like my ex.
{12} You be my Dairy Queen, and I'll be your Burger King.
{13} You must be tired, because you've been running through my head all day.
{14} Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past again?
{15} What's the name of your perfume? "Catch of the Day"?
Now, the million dollar question: Have any of these gems been used on me?
Unfortunately. . . . yes.
Can you think of any other heeby~jeeby~inducing pick~up lines to add to this list, ones that are either totally cheeseball or grossly stale? Do share!
Can you think of any other heeby~jeeby~inducing pick~up lines to add to this list, ones that are either totally cheeseball or grossly stale? Do share!
Haha, this is fantastic!
ReplyDeleteOh my! Those are both creepy and hilarious> Blessings.prolyny
ReplyDeleteoh yeah those are horrific
ReplyDeleteI can't add any to your list, fortunately. :) But oh my goodness, how crazy are they!!
ReplyDeleteWow--what a list! The best(?) one I've heard was when a group of gals were walking in Denver after a professional meeting (so we were all wearing our professional best). A man yelled after us: "Somebody call McDonalds, 'cause their menu is walkin' down the street--I'm LOVIN' it!"
ReplyDeleteOh my. And I LOVE being a piece of meat.
"Your hands are cold...but your heart is warm." Adding to the ick factor- he was wearing a garish Hawaiian shirt and probably 15-20 years older than me.
ReplyDeleteAre these all pick-up lines you've received or just heard? They're all horrendous!
Oh my heavens! This is hilarious and disturbing at the same time.- Thanks for posting for our amusement. Sorry I'm just now getting around to TPoTP entries. What a crazy weekend! Thanks for linking up, and I hope you're having a great day my dear...
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