Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Top 15 Worst Pick~Up Lines ~ Compiled by Yours Truly

{1}  Have a baby by me, baby- be a millionaire!  {compliments of 50 Cent}

{2} You make me wanna say 'oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh my gosh!!!!' {compliments of Usher}

{3}  Is your dad a terrorist?~ because you're the bomb!

{4}  I've heard that my shoulder makes a pretty good pillow.

{5}  I forgot my phone number.  Can I have yours?

{6}  Is your daddy a pirate?  'Cuz you could have fooled me with booty like that!

{7}  Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

{8}  If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

{9}  Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?

{10}  Call me Fred Flintstone; I can make your bed rock!

{11}  You look like my ex.

{12}  You be my Dairy Queen, and I'll be your Burger King.

{13}  You must be tired, because you've been running through my head all day.

{14}  Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past again?

{15} What's the name of your perfume?  "Catch of the Day"?  

Now, the million dollar question:  Have any of these gems been used on me?
Unfortunately. . . . yes.

Can you think of any other heeby~jeeby~inducing pick~up lines to add to this list, ones that are either totally cheeseball or grossly stale?  Do share!


  1. Haha, this is fantastic!

  2. Oh my! Those are both creepy and hilarious> Blessings.prolyny

  3. I can't add any to your list, fortunately. :) But oh my goodness, how crazy are they!!

  4. Wow--what a list! The best(?) one I've heard was when a group of gals were walking in Denver after a professional meeting (so we were all wearing our professional best). A man yelled after us: "Somebody call McDonalds, 'cause their menu is walkin' down the street--I'm LOVIN' it!"

    Oh my. And I LOVE being a piece of meat.

  5. "Your hands are cold...but your heart is warm." Adding to the ick factor- he was wearing a garish Hawaiian shirt and probably 15-20 years older than me.

    Are these all pick-up lines you've received or just heard? They're all horrendous!

  6. Oh my heavens! This is hilarious and disturbing at the same time.- Thanks for posting for our amusement. Sorry I'm just now getting around to TPoTP entries. What a crazy weekend! Thanks for linking up, and I hope you're having a great day my dear...


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